so you know how on every consumer product known to man there are warnings like "don't eat" on shampoo or, "don't submerge in water" on the toaster. and you think, who on earth would do that? do they think we're all idiots?
well...i'm that person! because although the heating pad clearly says "do not fall asleep on it" i fell asleep on it and now have a third degree burn on my arm.
at least i'm otherwise feeling better!